the date was HORRIBLE.i shuld not have agreed to meet him at all.it was a total wreck.a total disaster.zass....throughout the "date", he talked n talked about himself.n a few minutes later,yess,more abt himself.if u were in my place.u culd have die out of total boredom.tell me,wuld u like it wen a guy self-praises himself?urgh.indeed,he's the #50 guy whom u shuld not date.
n so the story goes like this.
-name has been changed cuz he's still a minor. kiddin lah, he's 21.only to me, it's the oder way round. the one in red is obviously him.
adam: i'm not saying im popular but people keep looking at me
me:really?
adam:yeh.so wuld u mind if oder girls kip looking at ur boyfriend?
me:i dont care.n i dont give a damm.laffs.
adam:u're cool.tads short n simple(wtf?).i like u.i mean u noe, girls like to look at me.
me:laffs.
so we're out from cineleisure.n he saw his friends
his friends:hey
adam:hey guys
his friends:wad are u doing here?
adam:oh well,nutink.
his friends:(yelling)see u ard.
adam:yeah.
n den there's this chinese girl who stares at him(well to me she's giving him this disgusted look)
adam:ow,tad chinese girl is looking at me u noe.lahfdoiefhosjfnhslkdc(i cant quite figure out wad he's tryna sae cuz he's speakin in nigga style,not!)
me:really?
so we decided to chill at starbucks.cuz im no longer a smoker.n he's not smoker.
me:u go find a place to sit.
adam:well ok.
me:u go oder something fer me.
adam:u're gonna treat me(before we actually went out,he told me tad he's not the type who likes to make use of girls money,he'll be the one who'll treat the girl lah,tad's wad he said,well,not to me)
me:oh puhlezz.handing him the money.
adam:so wadda u wan?
me:anything tad's chocolate.
adam:why dont we leave our bags here and u go order.bring ur valuables.bud no one will steal rite.ppl at starbucks will have the money.( and yes,this obviously doesnt makes sense at all loh)
so i ordered my drink.n then it's his turn.i paid hurriedly to avoid paying fer him instead.hah.
adam:one caramel machito.(i was laffing inside because the so called nigga man cant read.it was supposed to be ma-chi-a-to, n he ordered it so proudly plus the slang tad makes me wanna puke,tickles me real hard)
cashier:caramel ma-chi-a-to sir?
adam:ah yea,wadever.
me:(i quickly go over to the counter to save my self from being near to this sucka,well only from a few seconds lah)
n so we sat.i kept quiet cuz he keep yakking away.i kept smiling not to show any kinda disgustment.next place was far east.and as i was walking a minah bumped into me n dropped my drink.i was pissed.
adam:im so sorry cuz i keep stopping to talk to my friends.(ouhh ya,we stopped at several destinations as his "friends" was all over town)
me:it's ok.u're like a poster.(in a serious tone)
adam:why is it tad Selina (not the actual name) and Samuel (name have been changed too) kept saying tad im like a poster face.n if im a poster guy,mediacorp wuld have been closed cuz im popular.wah,im a poster face.im a poster face.(yes,he's saying in this really irritating tone)
me:heh~
adam:well u noe.
me: ---
adam:faz,if u didnt noe me at all,wuld u think tad im a chinese guy
me:no.
adam:alah,i noe u wuld
me:no.
adam:i look like chinese wad
me:no.i noe how a malay looks like n how a chinese look like.
adam:well, i noe u'd think tad im chinese.
me:den u shuld not have asked me loh since u assume tad i'll think like tad
adam:eyy, ya hoh. (!arsehole)
n all the way he kept saying abt his "great" sense of style(which i totally disagree) n on how he culd ged a girl so easy.(he's been single for 4 years)n yak yak yak. by this time i get so frustated tad i call it quits.
me:i wanna go home.its boring.n i'll be working tmrw.
adam:huh?so early?
me:Hello. i'll be werking in the morning ok?
adam:Hello(immitating my tone) how early?
me:8.30 ok.
adam:i'll be werking at 10.30 ok.
me:tad's ok wad.mine is like supper early.
adam:huh early?tw0 hours only wad
me:Eyy, u have 2 extra hours of sleep ok.
adam:ooh ya.
me:k la bye.
adam:i'll send u to the mrt station
me:nah.i'll walk by myself
adam:oh c'mon
me:it's ok really.
adam:no.i send u.
so we're outta fareast.outside watsons.
adam:i'll send u till the red carpet
me:ok.(n i walkd off.)
so u can see wad kinda jerk he is.before i agreed, i told him tad to complete the date he shuld get me a box of chocolates n roses.he agreed bud he came empty handed.jerk kan.pfft
i will never ever meet him again.i will not reply to his massages.he's one guy with a small body bud with a big head.n he's a bragger. n yess. u guys shuld have known better by the response tad he gets.i was bored.bored of his craps.n i cant wait to get him outta my sight. so the date merely lasted for 1 1/2 hours.i was glad n relieved.
i met mom after wards.n brought haz home.n im tired.all because of the Horrible date tad i went through.
