Why fart and waste when u can burp and taste?

My cousin, who's so silly and funny at some times came over to my house. God, he's like 10 years old and he likes to watch Hindi movies, know some hilarious jokes, and likes drinking Oreo milshake bubble tea. He'll give my sister a call, drag her all the way to the opposite shop near my block. Well anyway, he can get really stupid at times, though i'm kinda proud of him. He's in top ten, beating the rest in school.


So here it goes.


We're like playing this game where you have to put up a new word with the last word given by another player. Say, (in malay btw) Pu-'SAT'. Then u've to make a new word given the word 'SAT'.


So we went on and on until this word came. (FYI, im always the winner) Anyway, sape yang kalah have to buat ketok-ketampi. haha. i did once.


I went first, then Iqa (my sister who have to complete the last word i gave to her), then Irfan ( my cousin)Ok you know the drill.


Iqa : Ke-lam
ME : Lam-pu
Irfan : PU-JANG (yes there's no such word but wait)

Me : PU lah Irfan, ape yang Pujang.
Iqa : Tah. Bodoh sey.
Irfan : Eh ape? Pujang takkan tak tau. Ape seh.
Me : Bodoh ke aper? mane ader Pujang selenge.
Irfan : Ade lah. PUJANG LAPOK!! ah tu aper.

Now, i was laughing hysterically.

Irfan : Betol lah, take pernah tengok eh cerita itu?
Me : Tu BUJANG LAPOK lah selenge bacin.
Irfan : Oh.... PU-SING!! (finally he gives the right answer.)


But wait, there's more.


Me : Ki-ra
Iqa : Ra-pi
Irfan : huh? Pi? Pi ape? (padahal ader byk word such as Pisau, Pitam ... )

-keeps thinking and thinking. (part yang kotor die tau.)

Iqa : ok kita kasi clue. Cheeks in malay.
Me : Pinching my cheeks.
Irfan : Oh!!! Ayam. Chicken. Chicks.

-.-, part ni i have no patience. malas nak layan, Sue kalau kau ader minute, layan kan ni budak Batam.

Iqa : Eh padahal Kak Fazilah dah tunjuk kan.
Irfan : Betol lah, AYAM.
Me : Ape Fan, it is somewhere around your face.
Irfan : Ahh....PI-JAK. (alamak ni budak)


Well anyway, why i keep calling him Batam boy is because my uncle (his dad) married someone from Batam, thus, the name. And he looks like from from there too. I'll upload his pic tonight ok.


Haiz, kids.


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