Thursday, March 06, 2008
What's the story now?
ya ya ya.The most wanted JI is on the loose. Everybody is panicking. So who's to blame?
Hmm~ Interesting.
Anyway, limping old man. hmm~
I've got one story to tell. You see, my grandma, mom and aunties the 'kuno' type believes that a limping old man carries little satanic devils around their legs/s (hence, the limping), some on their shoulder (hence, the slouching). otherwise known as 'Toyols'. these creatures will obey their master to steal money from others. So i guess, Mas Selamat is still kicking and alive, depending on his 'Toyols' for food, that's for sure.
Don't go stupid and ask your sick limping grandad to stay away from you. I'll smack a huge tuna on your face.
Most probably, like everybody said, he's on disguise. I have some photos to share, hee hee.
Hold your breath.
Cracks me up, big time! haha. Barney? Optimus Prime? haha. Very unlikely. Heck, he can even look like your friend in one of your friendster list. haha.
I don't know about you but the Paris Hilton Blonde disguise is my Favourite! Haha. There's Phua Chu Kang, Osama, and Eh? the 2nd one looks like youR Uncle lah! haha. The buck tooth rabbit one is hilarious! Nice hair, made at Jean Yip ey? lol. And the Blonde Mat looks like your ex bf you met at Sparks(?) the club for underage fucktards. Or maybe the Mat whom broke your teenage virginity? lol. or yah, maybe the mat who's humping you right now..tsk, mats should be extinct this instant. and oh, fellow prime ape too the meenahs. such disgrace, really. esp the pink eye-browed one. this is why i hate malays sometimes.
Had a belly full of laugh already? Lo and Behold.
He sure looks like this man though (no offence hoh),
-Smiling.
-Not smiling.
-See?
I know! Not much of a difference is made. Thing is i suck at editing. And i know nuts bout' photoshop. Hmm, maybe they are seperated at birth? Anyway, that guy is a host for Suria (apparently, his wife is a host too). And i think he's like the best host ever. His wife is great host too. And he's damn rich you know. Maybe he keeps 'Toyols' too?
Now, don't you retards save the police number in your Speed dial no 1. And panics when u see a limping old man, or a rapper, a blonde mat, or PHUA CHU temPANG or whoever lah. But if you're really really sure, by all means go ahead loh. But stop being irritaing and call them every few minute cause u happen to see lots of those look alikes at Clarke Quay. Nyehaha. Then, all police will be so busy, entertaining calls like Prima Deli used to (food posioning case) and they'll quit their job. Buey tahan cause no more man power to pick up calls and it's always about Mas Selamat. So other crimes will increase cause policemen are all so busy keeping a lookout on where Mas Selamat's been spotted (so the callers said). 300 calls have been made so far, fyi.
Pity those NS mens. Sure busy, leave can't be approved, have to postpose marriage, cannot meet girlfriend, girlfriend yaks, boyfriend stressed, bf hopes that Mas Selamat will fuck his girlfriend, bf satisfied, Kill both Mas and Gf, Singaporean lives happily ever after.
No. of cause it won't happen silly.
For more info on this JI slut, visitHi, My Name is Mas not so Selamat , v funny though.
Oh ya, Selamat means Safe i guess.
K. ONE LAST.
Since Singapore is very small, One bomb and we'll all be ashes to ashes. Ahh, finally Singaporeans will live in peace, no more seat rushing apeks and nyoyas (ee, kanasai), no more Olu Olu Bangladeshi, No more cannot-move-to-the-center-of-the-cabin-is-it Chinapeople, no more Taka Shits pple, no more u in every of us. So say goodbye to your Prada, Chanel, LV, Gucci goods, boyfriends, girlfriends, bla bla bla. Cause it's never meant to yours in the end.
So start loving, less hating and start praying. We'll see each another in Heaven or hmm~ hell?
in a very blonde mat's high pitched voice *clears throat*SELAMAT AH EH KORANG! hahaha. :S
can't believe that i am bothered to do this, Took me more then 4 hours (at work, lol) researching.
Take care, and always watch your back, report missing stuff. Yes even a slice of stale bread or a missing piece of undergarment. We'll be doing good for this country. That's what they wanted. lol. Sigh. Kinda funny actually.
Cause of one men, millions is affected. Though i believe that this is all a faux.
more of that later. good day!
